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Becoming a Real Man - University Classes

A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man -- as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.


Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Deny , Deny , Deny
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS -- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 They Do Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: Does it end with Conception ?
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is mine

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your colon
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Duct Tape as a gift


Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake during and after Sex
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 Be the Remote Control: At one with the Remote control
MEN 211 How to Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Its all about me
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting f____ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Don't Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important .
Is it necessary to remember evry year ?

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Taylor Pork Roll
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-Law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "You know what I'm sayin"
ECON 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)