Becoming a Real Man - University Classes A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man -- as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Deny , Deny , Deny MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS -- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 They Do Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112 Parenting: Does it end with Conception ? EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A What's Hers is mine Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your colon MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Duct Tape as a gift SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower MEN 201 How to Stay Awake during and after Sex MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210 Be the Remote Control: At one with the Remote control MEN 211 How to Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Its all about me MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1 Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting f____ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is necessary MEN 222 Real Men Don't Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important . Is it necessary to remember evry year ? Course Electives: EAT 101 Cooking with Taylor Pork Roll EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mothers-in-Law MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say "You know what I'm sayin" ECON 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)