This is a list of rules that Real Men wished women
knew... (In response to the popular "A Woman's 50 Rules for Men") 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it
down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6.
He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing
of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine.
Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if
you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle
hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18.
Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache
that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think
you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
30.
Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask
us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses
lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.
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